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Imagination Continues November 11,2009

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I’m looking at this man, fucking the shit out of him and making him yell my name while I’m on top staring in control of his manhood.
Telling him not to move or I’ll handcuff his arms and he won’t be able to even touch my ass in excitement as I take him there in total ecstasy!

I’m into it and he loves it!

I put both of my hands in a fist and press them against his abs while I’m forcing more length of his dick into my walls and he’s smiling like: damn she a champ! And I’m like: *smirk* always!

I get off and tell him to get up…and he’s like: why? And I said: you must not know your roll?!
Get behind me, spread my cheeks and deep stroke the pussy till the sheets are soaked!

I mean he really takes direction well and I love that about him.

At one point he stopped stroking and put his warm tongue on my clit and made the sex more greater than I would have had I’d topped him off, but I didn’t! No need to, and he was fine with that!

Playing with my drink, couldn’t help but laugh a little at how my imagination went from working to sexing this handsome man who walked into this establishment all to grab a bite to eat.

I should be enjoying lunch but instead I want to be enjoying HIM!  Hmmm can you blame me?

He was gorgeous and his body would have made my lunch break all the more tempting to take the rest of the day off!

Wowzers!

My imagination continues…..

 

Pussy Fart October 28,2009

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Your going hard on the sex, literally, and the more you switch positions the more your pussy takes its own intermission.

Then what happens?  The pussy farts!

I think it’s a total embarrassment!

If the pussy is not wet enough then it will blow air bubbles.

Doesn’t matter the gushy-ness, all it needs is the right stimulation. And if your just poking the middle and she’s not really reacting, then her pussy is getting or IS dry!
*And if your dick can’t feel the difference then your pipe game is something horrible*

Or if its wet then the poking isn’t doing enough to keep it that way!

OR, if you’ve been in the same position and your pussy is use to the same dick stroke then you decide to take backshots, I bet you as soon as you get on all fours and prop that ass up your pussy will fart!

I think it depends on how the dick size is shaped!

Here’s my theory:
Big dicks go deep into your guts and I think that let’s a lot of air get through when you’re catching breaths in between positions, which leads to the cootch burping.

Smalls dicks don’t do that and if he’s a pinky ring dick size then he wouldn’t know anything about pussy farts unless his tongue makes up for where he lacks and that’s some funny shit!

Maybe my theory is out there but I can put money on it that I hit the nail on them facts! Lol

What’s your take on my theory and what happened when you heard the pussy fart for the first time?

 

Be My Protection October 21,2009

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I don’t understand when men say putting on a condom makes the sex turn out more bad than good.

I must admit that when the glove comes off it feels AMAZING, but YOU must understand that it comes with being with one partner on a consistent basis whom you trust and both get tested. 

It also depends on the man too.

If his dick is humungous, then it wont matter if he raw you or not.  Because if he was scraping your walls with a condom before, then he’s definitely gonna be scraping that pussy afterwards. Ya feel me?!

The term raw means bare, naked, you know the rest.

So if he has on the thinnest condom made to mankind, it would feel as tough he’s rawing you anyway, and you might just think he’s tryna set you up to get preggers and you don’t want that!

With that being said, lets be realistic men are cheap!

I feel the only reason they want to raw you is because they don’t want to spend money on condoms!

Which to me is not expensive at all!

They lazy ass wanna play with the pussy, but don’t wanna take care of the pussy! 

He can walk to the toilet to take a piss after sex but cant walk 4 steps to the car, drive one block to get a pack of gloves? Niggaz kill me!

If you can buy a bottle at the club, you can buy a box at the gas station! 

My point exactly!

And if you’re going to protect yourself, make sure it’s accommodating the dick as well as the cootch!

 Women can get allergic reactions to the latex as well as men! So don’t think that using the “I’m Allergic” approach will get you bare inside the pum pum cause’ that will only make us *side eye* you twice!

So unless he/she is your long-term practice, don’t make the decision to be unprotected!

 

Attitude Friction October 14,2009

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So you mean to tell me its my attitude that keeps you from getting with me? Hmmm!

Why is it that when your angry or when your not “attitude friendly“, it’s ok?  But when I’m “sarcastic” I have an attitude?!

So what you’re really trying to say is that men can do whatever they want and women have tendencies.

Tendecy separates pattern from friction.

Pattern: Being consistent in your ways and not changing or progressing as you go.

Tendency: To do what the fuck ever you feel at that particular moment.

Like saying: I have the tendency to spazz or not spazz. The tendency to change up but keep your ass pissed in the progress.

Oh ok, I get it now!

*kisses teeth*
*nigga please*

Don’t judge a woman by how her character is with the association as “attitude” when it’s really sarcasm.

 And when you judge, judge yourself!
Because what you think you see is really what you see in yourself!

The meaning of transition is to overcome change and boundaries we set for each future relationships that comes forth. The more you stop transition, the more it will become harder to let live and let go.

If i’m willing to put up with your shit, then your ass better put up with mines!

*dusts hands off*

Now that that’s settled, I’m horny……Wanna fuck? *smile*

 

Tip Fucking October 7,2009

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Why dudes try 2 feel da pussy out by Tip Fucking? Either u fuckn me or not! Shit is a major tease!  - @Buttahbrown

 

I’m like this, don’t tell me you just want to put the “tip” in and when I’m getting the “tip” I want the dick even more!

 

I know this dude who intentionally tip fucks you so he can see how wet he can get your pussy *side eye*, and to me that’s some bullllllshit!

 

Says it makes his dick harder and tempted to fuck the pussy but won’t be ready to till his mind tells him he’s ready! WTF?!

 

I admit, for the first 5 mins it feels good cause’ I’m like damn if the tip feels this good imagine how great the dick will feel once it’s inside. Man! Was I angry!

 

I had to grab his neck and scream in his ear like: Nigga if you don’t insert your dick within the next 10 mins I’m going to play with my pussy myself just so I can get off!

 

He laughs like this is funny and I proceed to kick him off me and put my clothes back on, this is not high school.

 

Pussy is not to be played with.

 

You know how many guys wanna hit this? Exactly! So play with it if you want to.

 

Oh and get this!

He scratching his head like he confused and wondering why I’m leaving.

 

Why I’m leaving?

Cause’ you *snickering* and shit slash tip fucking my clit when all I want you to do is make me slip ‘n slide down your manhood in ecstasy!

 

Is that too much to ask for Mr. Tip Fucker? I guess not! Cause’ that’s what your known for best, TIP FUCKING!

 

SMH

 

Cheating And Unsure September 30,2009

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As I lay here next to another man, all I can think about is YOU!

The times we would secretly meet at locations he or she wouldn’t dream of catching us, or when you would throw me against the wall in the bathroom of the restaurant and sex me like I was you’re first and last course.

It would be stupid of me to leave my man when your just something to pass the time, and knowing my man can’t fuck me the way you do will always keep me leaving him when he sleeps during the nightfall.

Now my concern is, why would you send me things like gifts and door notes–when we both know anything that will give him an idea of me cheating will put us both in denial paths– and that’s not what WE both want!

In order for me to continue giving you what you want, abiding by the rules of cheating will ensure amazing sex– and my pussy continuing to stay warm for you when you enter.

It’s like nothing even matters when your tongue is spelling out your frustration on how much your dick has missed me once your thru pleasing my clit, and when it enters–my man’s sex game definitely can’t compete with yours and it shows!

Although I have thought about how good it would be if me and you were an item, I had to be realistic and face the truth that if I’m doing this to my man and he’s good to me, then what makes me exempt? And that’s what crushed my dream every time.

I look at my man when he’s sleeping and cant even dream of facing the truth, that I’m not in love with him and that’s what would’ve kept me from fucking you in the first place.

See, love makes you stop any antics before it starts.

And love makes you realize that whatever temptation comes forth will cease, because love makes it even perfect to be content with your partner– and it will surpass everything.

Take it for what its worth, at the end of the day, LOVE makes it much more believable!

 

Dear Steven September 23,2009

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Is it sad to say that I miss you?

 

Why do we have to argue about nothing?

 

And why does it end up being laughed about afterwards when we make-up the time with intimate conversations?!

 

It feels so good to talk to you again; I mean it feels AMAZINGLY good!

 

Your laugh is what makes me sleep, and I enjoy every minute of your happiness when you’re with me.

 

Our horoscope was right, we ARE meant to be together, but the challenges we face are always blocking the “what could’ve been’s”.

 

I wake up with anticipation hoping that your call will reach me when you say it will, that work won’t interfere with the little bit of time I want to take just to speak with you when I pick up.

 

You’re a great dude, and you show me that every time when you go over your mins on your work phone, or leave me crazy voicemails telling me about myself how I “supposedly got a man that’s why my phone off” and I’m still laughing. I look at it this way, if you’re not worried or thinking about failure, then there will never be progression, and that we have plenty of.

 

I’m sorry I missed your call earlier, I was busy writing this un-named letter to you; hope you won’t be mad when you read it.

 

The more I write, the more my ink runs dry of what not and what TO write. But fuck it! It is what it is and i’m in love with a man who makes me yearn for his attention. Call me blind but your mines, and no matter how you float it, you feel thee EXACT SAME WAY!

 

A Note To All My Readers September 10,2009

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Greetings My consistent Readers And Twitter Followers…

Dont be mad, Life is more important than Writing..and Dont you forget that! LOL

Anyway, I have been working krazy hard, STAYING FOCUSED AND still SINGLE AS THEY COME! LOL

My honeys turned 3 today, and I must say…that I am very proud of the outcome in who they are trying to be when they get older.

Their learning more and more and their smiles show improvement of more love they have for me as well as I have for them!

I haven’t been writing like I should due to lack of time and patience.

I have alot’ve UNFINISHED blogs and none not even started edited yet. So I just have ‘Save Drafts’ all in my box and I know people are not having that!

I havent posted in over 2 weeks and I see more traffic on my site than when I WAS posting every Wednesday, and thats krazy to me! That means People are actually checking me out more and seeing what flavor I have to spare in the weeks to come. So bear with me and I will give you more good shit! LOL

My birthday is Sept 14th, which means its MONDAY! So you prolly might not get a blog out for me for another week or so til I get over being another year older! LOL

Notice the ‘LOL’s’, Cause’ Im much more happier (besides the  in between bullshit happenings) to be alive, well, see my honeys grow, and have the people who I thought wouldnt be there for me- be here the most..FOR ME! :)

If you have any ideas, topic, or anything you want me to touch on, feel free to shoot me an email and I will see what I can do for you on entertaining and bringing your post to life! :)

I love you,

Continue to read and support,

And More *Big Hugz* & *Kisses* from me! :)

 

On Ur Period And Giving Knowledge August 26,2009

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Why is it that…when you’re on your period, that’s when your horny the most? wtf!

I mean, Sex is all good and dandy when your free to do whatever, But what happens when your limited to NOT do whatever?!

The time when I don’t wanna be bothered is the time I should be fucking, and the time I should hide under a rock is the time I WANNA FUCK!

Call me crazy but am I the only female who gets more hornier and’s imagination is the nastiest of them all?

My mind gives me ideas I shouldn’t be thinking and I get more sexual than feeling guilty.

I imagine giving my man crazy head and he crys after each bobble cause’ he knows I’m that good. But reality is, I ain’t no top natch head giver to be imagining them type of thoughts! You gotta be giving head on the regular to be even thinking them thangs and I’m neither! LOL

And that’s the only thing he can get cause’ that’s a nasty chic if she let her man sex her while she dripping red paint. I mean I’ve heard some stories, but that isn’t love, that’s I really want sex bad and I give two shits if you leaking sex and I just shake my head on that type of fuckery. *giggles* Get it?  Fuckery? *smh*

So why not get your man off while getting your mind off at the same time?

Regardless if he’s physically inside of me, I still get pleasure seeing my man cum off of what my body thinks it will get once i’m off my period and i’m cool with that.

Dick makes a woman krazy, but it can also make her patient if its worth waiting for while on her period.

So Instead of playing with yourself, play with your man and make him happy. Majority of the time that’s why a man never strays. If he didn’t want to be kept, he wouldn’t be with you!

 

Sex As A Gift August 12,2009

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There’s many women who use pussy to get what they want, but none use it to sustain love!

We all know that men won’t even so much spend $2 dollars on a female unless he was given the hint that it may benefit him in the end.

I can meet a man, tell him some dumb shit, gas his ego, spend his money and not even think twice about playing the “I’m on my period” card, and he will still want me in the last days cause’  IN HIS MIND he’s gonna get some soon.

OK! so I fuck him, then what?

I still spends his money, do whatever it takes to sustain the pussy and all its Niagara falls worth, AND I got him where I want him!

See the thing about pussy is, men think that it keeps them coming back — but its really how the pussy is taking care of the dick and what it does to keep the dick crying (skeeting) all the time. *giggles*

Every Female have a pussy, but the limited females can keep the dick from straying. Even if it means using any necessary cautions to get her wants and needs.

When a man says he doesn’t have to spend his money for head or some type of sexual act, I say its all great in the walls of china–but when the pussy isn’t as exciting when there’s a chase and ego in involved…. Ha! You decide!

Then on the other hand, you have the women who actually use their cootch for the proper task/situation–and that’s to get a man, keep him, and be happy in you’re relationship that is blooming.

Even though I have my views and opinions, I value anything that will benefit a woman in the long-run. Whether its love, trust or waiting a while. 

 Regardless of what you think of a women, she doing her better than the average and there’s no denying that!