The Night Of…. December 23,2009

The past couple days have been amazing!

Going out to eat, offering to open doors. I mean I’ve had guys open doors for me but its effortless when you do it.

We talk about nothing…….. And that’s what keeps my mind going.

The more we anticipate the more my pussy throbs for attention.

Is it sad to say I’m yours even when it hasn’t been established that I am?

It isn’t…….

In my eyes!

Fucking is overrated when it happens.

We made passion…. And for the first time I actually enjoyed sex!

We kissed… And your tongue tasted as good as you fucked!

My nipples loved every attention you gave as no skin was left untouched.

I rode your dick like a bull fight and your hands kept my hips in place even when I had it under control.

Even while on top… We kissed in between and the more you bit my bottom lip the more I came on your dick…. Giving it the wetness your dick needed to stay harder!

2nd round was better than the 1st, and I’m definitely lusting for more.

3rd round was the top off! I rode you from the back as you watched my ass slap up and down on your stomach and your grunts made me work to keep it that way.

I rested my right leg on top of your leg and fell asleep with satisfaction knowing you’d be back for more and I was right!

Morning…..

I had to go to work with the reality that your not mines!

Even though we use to talk and my decisions not to move in with you made it hard for us to make it work, it was nice seeing you again to fantasize the ‘what could have beens’ when I had you!

Now your girl is back in town and you want to break it off with her because the last few days we’ve been spending together tainted the way you look at her.

I think its best you stay with her!

When your fucking someone who HAS SOMEONE, it makes the sex GREAT! But when your fucking someone you ALREADY HAVE, the sex is average because your use to getting it! You feel me?

I wanna start fresh….

Find that consistency in HIM….

But BETTER!

In the end: He’s not complete until I change my mind…

Quotables December 16,2009

Shit I say on random!

My quotables you can use and memorize

A man can lick the pussy but can he lick some income? Swallow ambition and digest Grownman status?!
Any man is fuckable, but what he does during intercourse HAS TO BE MEMORABLE!!!

Pussy can function but what good is functioning pussy when there’s no hard dick available?

Sex is like a car, the more you get your mileage the more it gets old!
Balls is more important than the dick, if you don’t massage it then it won’t give you the nutrients you need to have healthy skin!
(You chics betta get your white gurl on) (but I aint doing dat shit) LoL

Size doesn’t matter but it damn sure makes a difference!
Foreplay is timeless but roleplay is Mandatory! Now get ta’ acting negro!
A shaved pussy keeps a happy man, but a hairy pussy makes him run.
Those are my randoms for now…..

Got some you wanna share? Feel free!

I’m Thankful For…. November 26,2009

Mmmh

 

So many things I am Thankful for so lets begin shall we?

 

Good!

 

I am Thankful for:

 

Good Dick. Because without good dick there will be no Bad Dick for us women to place our judgment on!

 

Long Tongues. Because without tongue men and women wouldn’t know the meaning of giving good head and palming his/hers forehead for the deep effect of the orgasm.

 

Back shots. Because without it my ass wouldn’t be as phat as it is.

 

Passion. Because without that we wouldn’t know the meaning of sincerity and trust when making love.

 

Family. Because without them I wouldn’t know the meaning of hard times and struggle.

 

My Honeys. Because without them I wouldn’t be me and they wouldn’t be THEM.

Friends. The little bit I do have since i am very picky. Because they bring me joy and back me up regardless of my antics. LoL

My blog still standing and getting the amazing readers over the past year and still growing.

 

Money. Because without motivation I’d be useless.

 

Blackplanet! Because without it I wouldn’t have been introduced to Myspace which got me introduced to twitter which got me introduced to my addiction which got me introduced to rehab which got me introduced to MY BLOG~!

 

I could go on but why bother.

 

I’d rather save room for you guys to tell me what you’re Thankful for.

He Took A Shit In My Bathroom! Pt2 November 25,2009

Omg!

I don’t have a problem with you using my bathroom, and I don’t have a problem with you passing bowels, but at some point It has to give when you start disrespecting me!

Rewind to the beginning of the day:

He disappears….and I’m assuming he’s passing bowels because he is too quiet and my guest bathroom door is locked! So it’s all good no problem! 

The sushi was not so great the night before, cause even I had to check my self earlier!

So we go on about our day, just loving the fact that we can be around each other and feel free with company that’s good (even though he gets on my nerves as well as I get on his ), just doing normal shit!

Fast Forward:

Later on that night, I’m getting ready for bed and I asked him to come in the room because he was so quiet in the living room. So he says: I was checking my email and walks all the way in the room and continues: If you don’t mind we can be on twitter and check our emails together. So I was kinda quiet and said: imma go wrap my hair.

I come back no less than 10 mins and this dude is in MY BATHROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok hold up!

So I said: are you taking a shit in my bathroom? And he said: Maybe!

Smh, omg!

I was furious!!!!!!

Yo! Datz some straight disrespect madness!

He came back smiling….until he saw my face and asked what’s wrong!

I said: nothing!

So I walked out towards the living room and I said: but you took a shit in bathroom! And he said: that’s what it’s there for! I said: but ITS MY BATHROOM!!!! He said: I don’t see the big deal! I said: NO YOU GOSTAH GO!!!

I went in my room and didn’t even wanna be near him!

He said he had some friends waiting on him downtown something or another and I kept it moving with the conversation.

He got ready and he said bye and I said bye!

Then he wants to slam doors saying I have a fucking attitude of some sort but I wasn’t excited so he could’ve took it as dutch language for all I care!

My point is, not even my mom makes her legs towards MY bathroom; so why would you plant your asshole on my toilet to drop loads when I don’t even let MY MOM do that? That’s why I have a guest room!

I might let you pee but that’s simple, but when you have to concentrate on your business and funk’ing up my bathroom where MY bedroom leads to that I have to sleep at night in….that’s definitely a prob! Smh

Now am I wrong for thinking that way?

1 Year Anniversary November 18,2009

Omg!

This month makes my blog ONE YEAR OLD! Wooooooowwww!!!!!!!!

I am so learning to potty!

My next step is to learn my ABC’s, Paint, etc!

My point is, is that I started this blog in November 2008 and now look! Its a year already and I’ve gotten more readers, more recommendations, more offers, and I’m still here!

Although the offers sound tempting I’m still in the beginning stage and want to continue writing and making this site my baby till I’m ready to expand and make it my own dot com. I know I said that’s what I was going to do, but I realize that’s a whole lot of maintenance and time in which I can’t produce at the moment.

If I haven’t said it before,
I like posting every wednesday, I like interacting with my readers and blog buddies on MY time and not worrying about posting everyday trying to beat demands. That sounds excellent and all but going at my own pace will ensure a better blog and better entertainment!

So please bare with me, as you always do, and the end result will make us all happy! Cause’ if I’m not happy then the blog will be full of hate and unnecessary shit then sex and moisturized computer screens! Lol

Lots of Love goes out to ALL the blogs on my right-hand screen blog links! Those Links are to the people who continue to support and whom I support as well!

If I have not made it clear then I will now, they are my prizes!

They have commented, brought traffic, told a friend who told a friend and I’m forever grateful!

To the unknown readers who try to post anonymously and to the not-so anonymously people who try to but are so dumb that I know who they are but still post anyway readers, Thank You!

Also, to the haters! He he

Thank You, Thank You, Thank You!
The blog is coming along nonetheless and it will be a great journey when you see how it has grown!

*hugz*

PSA:

If your a
New Blog Designer don’t be afraid to hit my inbox with your work!

Imagination Continues November 11,2009

I’m looking at this man, fucking the shit out of him and making him yell my name while I’m on top staring in control of his manhood.
Telling him not to move or I’ll handcuff his arms and he won’t be able to even touch my ass in excitement as I take him there in total ecstasy!

I’m into it and he loves it!

I put both of my hands in a fist and press them against his abs while I’m forcing more length of his dick into my walls and he’s smiling like: damn she a champ! And I’m like: *smirk* always!

I get off and tell him to get up…and he’s like: why? And I said: you must not know your roll?!
Get behind me, spread my cheeks and deep stroke the pussy till the sheets are soaked!

I mean he really takes direction well and I love that about him.

At one point he stopped stroking and put his warm tongue on my clit and made the sex more greater than I would have had I’d topped him off, but I didn’t! No need to, and he was fine with that!

Playing with my drink, couldn’t help but laugh a little at how my imagination went from working to sexing this handsome man who walked into this establishment all to grab a bite to eat.

I should be enjoying lunch but instead I want to be enjoying HIM!  Hmmm can you blame me?

He was gorgeous and his body would have made my lunch break all the more tempting to take the rest of the day off!

Wowzers!

My imagination continues…..

Pussy Fart October 28,2009

Your going hard on the sex, literally, and the more you switch positions the more your pussy takes its own intermission.

Then what happens?  The pussy farts!

I think it’s a total embarrassment!

If the pussy is not wet enough then it will blow air bubbles.

Doesn’t matter the gushy-ness, all it needs is the right stimulation. And if your just poking the middle and she’s not really reacting, then her pussy is getting or IS dry!
*And if your dick can’t feel the difference then your pipe game is something horrible*

Or if its wet then the poking isn’t doing enough to keep it that way!

OR, if you’ve been in the same position and your pussy is use to the same dick stroke then you decide to take backshots, I bet you as soon as you get on all fours and prop that ass up your pussy will fart!

I think it depends on how the dick size is shaped!

Here’s my theory:
Big dicks go deep into your guts and I think that let’s a lot of air get through when you’re catching breaths in between positions, which leads to the cootch burping.

Smalls dicks don’t do that and if he’s a pinky ring dick size then he wouldn’t know anything about pussy farts unless his tongue makes up for where he lacks and that’s some funny shit!

Maybe my theory is out there but I can put money on it that I hit the nail on them facts! Lol

What’s your take on my theory and what happened when you heard the pussy fart for the first time?

Be My Protection October 21,2009

I don’t understand when men say putting on a condom makes the sex turn out more bad than good.

I must admit that when the glove comes off it feels AMAZING, but YOU must understand that it comes with being with one partner on a consistent basis whom you trust and both get tested. 

It also depends on the man too.

If his dick is humungous, then it wont matter if he raw you or not.  Because if he was scraping your walls with a condom before, then he’s definitely gonna be scraping that pussy afterwards. Ya feel me?!

The term raw means bare, naked, you know the rest.

So if he has on the thinnest condom made to mankind, it would feel as tough he’s rawing you anyway, and you might just think he’s tryna set you up to get preggers and you don’t want that!

With that being said, lets be realistic men are cheap!

I feel the only reason they want to raw you is because they don’t want to spend money on condoms!

Which to me is not expensive at all!

They lazy ass wanna play with the pussy, but don’t wanna take care of the pussy! 

He can walk to the toilet to take a piss after sex but cant walk 4 steps to the car, drive one block to get a pack of gloves? Niggaz kill me!

If you can buy a bottle at the club, you can buy a box at the gas station! 

My point exactly!

And if you’re going to protect yourself, make sure it’s accommodating the dick as well as the cootch!

 Women can get allergic reactions to the latex as well as men! So don’t think that using the “I’m Allergic” approach will get you bare inside the pum pum cause’ that will only make us *side eye* you twice!

So unless he/she is your long-term practice, don’t make the decision to be unprotected!

Attitude Friction October 14,2009

So you mean to tell me its my attitude that keeps you from getting with me? Hmmm!

Why is it that when your angry or when your not “attitude friendly“, it’s ok?  But when I’m “sarcastic” I have an attitude?!

So what you’re really trying to say is that men can do whatever they want and women have tendencies.

Tendecy separates pattern from friction.

Pattern: Being consistent in your ways and not changing or progressing as you go.

Tendency: To do what the fuck ever you feel at that particular moment.

Like saying: I have the tendency to spazz or not spazz. The tendency to change up but keep your ass pissed in the progress.

Oh ok, I get it now!

*kisses teeth*
*nigga please*

Don’t judge a woman by how her character is with the association as “attitude” when it’s really sarcasm.

 And when you judge, judge yourself!
Because what you think you see is really what you see in yourself!

The meaning of transition is to overcome change and boundaries we set for each future relationships that comes forth. The more you stop transition, the more it will become harder to let live and let go.

If i’m willing to put up with your shit, then your ass better put up with mines!

*dusts hands off*

Now that that’s settled, I’m horny……Wanna fuck? *smile*

Tip Fucking October 7,2009

Why dudes try 2 feel da pussy out by Tip Fucking? Either u fuckn me or not! Shit is a major tease!  - @Buttahbrown

 

I’m like this, don’t tell me you just want to put the “tip” in and when I’m getting the “tip” I want the dick even more!

 

I know this dude who intentionally tip fucks you so he can see how wet he can get your pussy *side eye*, and to me that’s some bullllllshit!

 

Says it makes his dick harder and tempted to fuck the pussy but won’t be ready to till his mind tells him he’s ready! WTF?!

 

I admit, for the first 5 mins it feels good cause’ I’m like damn if the tip feels this good imagine how great the dick will feel once it’s inside. Man! Was I angry!

 

I had to grab his neck and scream in his ear like: Nigga if you don’t insert your dick within the next 10 mins I’m going to play with my pussy myself just so I can get off!

 

He laughs like this is funny and I proceed to kick him off me and put my clothes back on, this is not high school.

 

Pussy is not to be played with.

 

You know how many guys wanna hit this? Exactly! So play with it if you want to.

 

Oh and get this!

He scratching his head like he confused and wondering why I’m leaving.

 

Why I’m leaving?

Cause’ you *snickering* and shit slash tip fucking my clit when all I want you to do is make me slip ‘n slide down your manhood in ecstasy!

 

Is that too much to ask for Mr. Tip Fucker? I guess not! Cause’ that’s what your known for best, TIP FUCKING!

 

SMH