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		<title>Shoot The Fair One</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 17:23:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You ever have a friend, I guess that’s what we calling them these day, NEVER shoot the fair one? Always talking about beating somebody ass or jumping them? Steady running they mouth how they put people in the hospital for a living and how they can go anywhere, in any hood, and nobody NOT fuck [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=remotelyclose.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5301427&amp;post=754&amp;subd=remotelyclose&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>When To Shut Up</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 17:23:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>buttahbrown</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://remotelyclose.wordpress.com/?p=732</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When is it cool to run your mouth? When you’re not spoken to or shit doesn’t involve you! Some people don’t really get the concept of it much now do they? Do these people exist in your life? Maybe so. To whom do you consider one of these people? The Pathological liar, the Blabber Mouth [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=remotelyclose.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5301427&amp;post=732&amp;subd=remotelyclose&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A F*cking Hater</title>
		<link>http://remotelyclose.wordpress.com/2012/01/11/a-fcking-hater/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 17:23:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s so funny what you can accomplish when you ignore a hater! Being biased and mean is far from similarity alone… far from but… So when you hate, what do you exactly mean when you’re doing it? I’m progressing with my life, taking steps to not fail, taking feedback as being honest but not harsh, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=remotelyclose.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5301427&amp;post=715&amp;subd=remotelyclose&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Remember When&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://remotelyclose.wordpress.com/2012/01/09/remember-when/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 17:23:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember when gas prices were 99 cents? Ha! Those were the days. At one point it reached prices so high people diluting the gas to make it stretch for the week. LOL These were the times when everything was cheap. You could buy a good pack of Grade A weave, no name brand, for 20 [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=remotelyclose.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5301427&amp;post=735&amp;subd=remotelyclose&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Random Shit!</title>
		<link>http://remotelyclose.wordpress.com/2012/01/06/random-shit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 17:23:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had to post for the Friday people getting ready for the what? WEEKEND! LOL Shit Black Girls Say LOL Filed under: Random Tagged: Comedy, Funny, Humor, Shit Black Girls Say, Stupid Shit, Women<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=remotelyclose.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5301427&amp;post=725&amp;subd=remotelyclose&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Does Size Really Matter</title>
		<link>http://remotelyclose.wordpress.com/2012/01/04/does-size-really-matter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 04:55:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>To Leave or Not To Leave, THAT! Is The Question</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 17:23:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How many times did you think about leaving and never coming back? The thought of ending up with the person you figured you would spend the rest of your life with was a total dud! I can’t tell you how to pick your mate, but I can tell you how to weigh your options. I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=remotelyclose.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5301427&amp;post=583&amp;subd=remotelyclose&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Wow, The Untouchable Became The Touchable!</title>
		<link>http://remotelyclose.wordpress.com/2012/01/01/wow-the-untouchable-became-the-touchable/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2012 17:23:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://remotelyclose.wordpress.com/?p=705</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Smh! Here&#8217;s what was said. Here&#8217;s what went down! DJ Drama&#8211;aka Tyree Simmons&#8211;married his former video vixen wife, Summer Walker (above), 3 years ago.  We&#8217;ve learned his weekend traveling for work allegedly had a little booty action on the side. DJ Drama apparently didn&#8217;t want anyone (including his wife) to know about his alleged transgression.  [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=remotelyclose.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5301427&amp;post=705&amp;subd=remotelyclose&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>In 2012..</title>
		<link>http://remotelyclose.wordpress.com/2012/01/01/in-2012-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2012 07:08:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://remotelyclose.wordpress.com/?p=622</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://remotelyclose.wordpress.com/?p=622"><img src="http://remotelyclose.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/pass-or-fail.jpg" alt="In 2012.." class="size-full wp-image-621" /></a><p>Do you know what the year has in store for you?

Be positive and rejoice in good faith!

Don't let the "fail" button prevent you from passing.

Sometimes your mind can hinder you from going with what's really in your heart!

You have to be your own cheerleader when no one else is.

I believe in you...

You can do it!

Much Love!

Muah!</p><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=remotelyclose.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5301427&amp;post=622&amp;subd=remotelyclose&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Answer This&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://remotelyclose.wordpress.com/2011/11/19/answer-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2011 05:45:07 +0000</pubDate>
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