WAIT! Yall thought I was lying huh?
Well good thing your thoughts were wrong! Here it is. Got tired of people asking me for it through email. LOL
Winter Boo Application
Age (must be 21+) ________________
: Must have own car (No walkers. Unless you are sucking the pussy through a straw, I will not be picking you up).
: You Must be ON CALL.
: Naked only (trench coat optional).
: Eat before you come.
: Condoms are a must.
: Baby oil and Liquor.
: Whip cream.
: Shave your dick area or neatly trim that shit (No Taco Meat).
: No videotaping or camera phones (All items will be checked at the door).
: Must know your way around the pussy, i.e not getting lost or derailed to the asshole. I don’t play that.
If you’re tired, DON’T COME. I AM NOT entertaining sleepy dick!
This position is for 3 months. Nov-Jan. The WINTER season. Which MEANS this is a temporary job! So don’t depend on this job as a career choice. Seek other positions.