Congratulations Are In Order

The most beautiful thing in life is the Beating Heart.

It will tell you how to feel and move at the same time.

It’s like a summer breeze that never goes away.

The need to exist and co-exist with someone; in the same breath that he or she cries that makes you feel empathy.

I say this to say, life shows a person many aspects that one did not appreciate before. In regards to moving on and letting go, this time has long past and letting go was yesterday. See, a person lets go in their mind far before they let go in their heart. It might not have been love or the feeling of keeping the care button, it just might have been holding on to not letting go.

Laugh with the enemy.

Laugh with the Ex.

Laugh with the one who knows your heart the best.

Laugh with YOU, yourself.

 

A smile goes far than a frown or disappointment, even if it’s your own.

Congratulations are in order for progress and the future it holds for letting go.

 

Be beautiful and Blessed.

Dedication: Art By Any Means

Old Thoughts

You ever look at a person less fortunate and think about…what if?

This is the same person that has no bills, no one to tell them that their fashion is off or on, has no watch because they can’t tell time, and so many other things.

I, for one, have thought about that. Not to be homeless or less fortunate, but to be worry-free for a day.

Now, don’t get me wrong, some of these “homeless” or less fortunate people aren’t really less fortunate per say, this is actually their 9-5, considering panhandling is the a top scam in most cities if you’re not careful. But those are not the people I’m talking about.

I know I might not necessarily be ‘worry-free’ but at least I would be in my own serene world.

I appreciate life as it’s given to me and I try to be as loving and caring as I see it in my own eyes.

Dedication: Art Just Got Real

Dedication: Nas -The Message

“Be lightin L’s sippin Coors, on all floors in project halls
Contemplatin war niggaz I was cool with before
We used to score together, Uptown coppin the raw
But uhh, a thug changes, and love changes
and best friends become strangers, word up”

What Happened?

Guys and Their Dick Pics: NSFW

After a proper a proper introduction, a man should know their limits when sending explicit pictures. It’s like a requirement for them to make a decision if they’re going to take anything further with you if you decide to exchange photos.

Scenario:

Guy gets the number.

He Texts: “Hey, I just met you, lock me in”.

Your response: “Cool”

Him: “Send me a pic to lock it in with your face” Continue reading

Dedication: “Rider”

“Future CAN  rap”

According to the streets of ATL.

I laugh every time I hear the debate. He just makes catchy music and I can’t blame his artiste. I like it.

 

You’re Not That Important

It’s the people who always “lose” their cellphone that don’t give a two F’s about your feelings.

For example, you know I’m not the only one who have numbers in my phone for months and then decide to call that ‘old friend’ to check on them but to your surprise, that muthaphukah don’t have your number in their phone. Ain’t that about a bitch!

It’s funny how I never deleted your number, so why you deleted mine is the question I want to know!

These are the people I call Hidden Fees. Something always “pops up” with them. They always got some excuse as to why they never got around to putting your number back in their phone as if cellphone providers didn’t create backup and restore.

Let me tell you something about me, if I change a phone, my number, whatever, I always make sure I backup and restore my phone or have my USB data disk with me. Hell, I even see people with those on their key chains, but who am I to talk?

Maybe I’m a standalone when it comes to data. *shrugs*

So anyway, I asked this person is it too much to ask to check up on me?

Their response: “Not at all”. 0_0

Am I the only one seeing something wrong with this answer? Ha!

Put it to you like this, people make time for what they want or who they want to see or hear and that same thing applies to calling or texting (Although I’m not into the texting as most would be but I’ll take it). So if you change phones like you say, then why not call to let me know. That shit is so wack!

If you have to change phones so damn much then you don’t need one. My advice is to rent a pigeon or a mocking bird, tie a string around the birds body, attach a small lightweight flying box to add letters, and send alerts that way because that’s the only way people are going to constantly keep up with the fuckery you protest is for people to try and understand your way of communication.

Funny, in my book.

Mad!

Who me?

Nah, I’m just confused as to why people get mad when they call you and you don’t have their number, make this big commotion about why they should be in your phone and how worthwhile it would be but then wonder why I laugh and say, “What! You really don’t know who this is?”

The nerve of some people.

 

Has this happened to you?

If I Could– Reader Emails Answered

There were quite a few emails but I summarized the questions I thought were okay to answer. However, some were redundant and stupid but I didn’t want to NOT answer your questions so, here I answered.

 

A man for one day, who would you be?

Denzel. That guy is Amazing. No matter how old he gets, I will always get moist in any role he plays.

A Sex toy, what kind?

I use none. Not a big fan. Next!

A Jersey Shore character, who would you be?

Ronnie. I’m so Ronnie. Minus the muscles. I’m all ass. Breast too.

A basketball wife, who would you be?

Ha!

How tall are you?

5’9

Is there anything else you won’t talk about besides sex?

Huh?

Give me a topic and I’ll run with it.

The cheapest thing you bought this week?

Who wrote this?

Show your face at once.

Where are you from?

Brooklyn.

Would you let someone call you from the net?

Of course. I will add a Skype line soon as I get more readers. You see how I promo’d that in there? LOL

Will you have a three some with two guys?

Definitely. Me, Jesus, and God. *waves bible*